Bali-bong

Hey people who are damn bored from too much holiday mood,

It's been *let me count* 23 days since I blogged which is a very long time in the blogging world. Hmm . . . . . been seriously busy with all the whooping, wheeing, whipping and whapping (I so do not get what the hell are those words). Let's just say I was really busy.

Got through with most of the things on my A-P-M-R list. Awesome huh?! *self praised* (Btw self praising is awesome, i suggest everyone to try it sometimes).

Anyways, let's get back to our topic. I went to Bali last week for around 4 days. Okay . . . . . I'm officially going to write lots of bullshit if I don't show you any pictures now. So here goes . . . . . .

First temple we visit which was filled with *scroll down*

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Nut-looking gila monkeys. A fat one here :F

Awesome view from high up.

Us with the yellow "magic" belt.

Why's my legs opened wide?! Close it up before the flies go in YILIN!!

Another "magical" family moment.

Like the food they have aren't making them full enough to be this fat.

Big shirtless man statue.

Seriously...can't I close my legs?!

Performance by shritless, non-fit, old man. Ok...they weren't all bad.

Man selling monkey mask on the streets. Awesome dude.

Lizards made from wood. Spooky shit.

Should have gotten this for Fredward.

Fat daddy in red...ok...he's fatter in red.

Animal that poops coffee beans instead of shit. Envy him much!!!

The shitty coffee beans...haha (i don't think any of you guys got it)

Grounding with my LEGS SPREAD OPEN AGAIN!!!

Awesome free testing of coffee except the shitting coffee.

Coffee madness in progress.

Hyped up over coffeeeeeeeeeeeee.

The shitty coffee. Doesn't taste bad. Seriously no shit inside.

Spectacular view from the hilltop of the volcanic mountain.

Restaurant with a great view . . . . . 

But seriously there's so many flies my hands can't stop moving.

Err....candid?!

Big wind with big smiles...that kinda rhymes (Y)

Big winds with big nostrils....that was gross. Luckily no fly went in.

My dad...the trendsetter.

This proves i'm capable of holding my umbrella up high.

Dinner by the beach...AWE ~ SOME ~

The much awaited food.

Night view of the beach. Gosh...was it cold.

Paid for a boat ride that didn't even reach shore.

Turtle world. Oh god...what's that guy doing?! His underwear's an inch away from getting seen.

Miniature turtles. Ooo...the dude from Finding Nemo!!!

FYI she's holding it...not killing it. 

Big ones swimming on the other side.

Gosh. Constipated face of me touching a turtle with A finger.

Cuteness of the century.

Mum "torturing" the turtle by stopping it from swimming to take a picture.

Bird with really big yellow throat.

Terrifying face of me holding a slimy snake. God!! I didn't even know my hat was off my head.

Mum holding a bat. Another horrifying creature.

At least I had the nerve to point at it.

I'm getting terrified of all the animals.

BBQ pork there tasted like chicken.

Great view of volcanic rocks.

Retarded face of mine trying to block the wind from going into my nostrils.

We all have one thing in common....EYEBAGS!!! 

Hats off to the wind.

My gay bro looks super gay here.

Me from the back...magically there's a picture of my ex ballet friend in blue.

Planet Hollywood, baby!!!

Last day of breakfast buffet....chunking everything in my tummy to get my money (dad's money) worth.

Okay. So here's my Bali trip all way round. Awesome?! Lame?! Weird?! No comment?!

Anyways . . . . . . feel free to leave a "no comment" comment on my comments. That was fun to say out loud ; )

If you think it's boring well, I think so too. The funnest thing about that trip except from the traveling from one temple to another temple in a small van with a bad driver is the awesome tv channel in the hotel. Hello Keeping Up With The Kardashians!!!

Enjoy and stay calm . . . . . try not to overreact when I say BOOYEAH!!!

Hugs & Muakz
xoxo